As If America’s Ass Wasn’t Fat Enough

Starting June 14th, Americans will be able to (drool) indulge all of their junk-food fantasies (mmmmm) with the new Burger King Bacon Sundae

That’s right, you heard me…..BK….BACON….SUNDAE…

• Vanilla soft serve covered with ooey gooey fudge, caramel, bacon crumbles and a piece of thick-cut, hardwood smoked bacon to scoop up all that heart-clogging goodness.

Re heart-clogging goodness: We should probably mention that BKs bacon sundae will clock in at 510 calories, 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar, but who the heck is going to Burger King for healthy food?

So, enjoy the ooey-gooeiness, stock up on your Lipitor and get ready to for your American caboose to swell with pride at the awesomeness of this junk-food extravaganza.