Canada Declares War on the Double Down
Last month, KFC introduced the Double Down to Canada.
And it wasn’t pretty. Canadians were overwhelmed with all of that greasy goodness.Â KFC outlets ran out of stock. There were riots. Mothers offered to sell their children for a single Double Down sandwich. 263 homicides in Toronto alone. Politicians threatened to ban the Double Down.
But…that was last month.
This month, Canada strikes back against it’s deep-fried American overlords.
Be afraid America….you’ve awoken the sleeping Canadian giant.
And we’re HUNGRY!!!!
6 thoughts on “Canada Declares War on the Double Down”
Fast food will be the death of us – especially sugar and sodium.
Youd think that fast food companies would want to keep their customers alive for a long time.
Thanx for sharing
I had a double down (against all warnings from my fiends) and 3 days later I’m in emergency with a racing heart beat and needed the “paddles” to settle it down.
I’M TELLING YOU…DON’T DO IT!!!
Okay, it’s official – you are terminally strange! Just don’t eat that concoction!
I think they may have died after eating that sandwich
Too funny if it wasn’t so serious. Sadly when America sneezes the rest of us catch cold lol Or more importantly when they think of another “heart attack waiting to happen” we follow suit!!!
Patricia Perth Australia
Doug, where do you find these YouTubes? That sandwich looks absolutely disgusting, lol…