America is at war against obesity.
And just like in any “real” war, people are going to take sides.
- Michelle Obama is using all of her super-FLOTUS powers in an attempt to de-obesify America’s children, while her opponent…
- Sarah Palin has chosen to resort to cheap “terrorist-esque” shots at the First Lady in order to boost her Q score and secure another book deal.
But it’s not just America’s political celebrities who are getting involved in the battle. This terrible war has spread its tentacles into the realm of late night tv….pitting host against host…brother against brother
On the side of good, we have Jimmy Kimmel and his Hotty Body Humpilates exercise DVDs.
While on the side of evil, we have Jimmy Fallon and his unbelievably tasty Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor – Late Night Snack.
We can only guess who is going to win this war…
But I think we can all agree, for the sake of all Americans, we must keep Letterman & Leno out of this war.
I shudder to think what would happen if one of those late night nuclear powers decided to appear on screen dressed ala Jamie Lee Curtis in the 1985 classic aerobics movie – Perfect