Science Discovers Evil Babies

The next time you find yourselves mesmerized by the innocent beauty of your sleeping child…beware!!!

That little munchkin isn’t as innocent as he or she looks…..

Scientists from the University of Otago have found serious flaws with the scientific theory that our little bundles of joy are born with an “innate moral compass that allows them to evaluate individuals as ‘good’ or ‘bad'”.

In contrast to the belief that pre-verbal infants prefer “good” people to “bad” people, the Otago researchers found that our offspring could care less about good v.s. bad…all they care about is interesting v.s. boring.

And if interesting means they have to go medieval on yo’ ass, then that’s what they’re going to do.


[box type=”important”]Of course most babies are mesmerized by the mobile hanging over their cribs….so I guess we’re not in much danger of them taking over the planet like a bunch of creepy-crawling zombies :)[/box]

Douglas Robb

Doug Robb is a personal trainer, a fitness blogger and author, a competitive athlete, and a student of nutrition and exercise science. He's also the co-founder of the Hive Health Media. Since 2008, Doug has expanded his impact by bringing his real-world experience online via the health & fitness blog – Health Habits.

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